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| User: | kungfu_ken (6763335) Ken
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| Name: | kungfu_ken | ||
| Bio: | I was born and had an asthma attack, and the went to school to study martial arts. Then I went to schools and got diplomas and education and friends. Then I got alot of jobs. I like food, and rum, I am goth. I am mostly a bad friend, and you should think twice about approaching me because I might flip out hard and fly around the room like a ninja and throw ninja stars at everyone in the room. Or I will buy you a drink and bum a cigarette from you. I have long hair and some of it is blue, and my cat is fat. My wife is crazy and she likes me, and we have a nice home that is named "orphanage" where we host parties too much alot. It is fun cuz we have billiards and a swimming pool and even comcast on demand (that is ghetto tivo). When we have parties, the boys like to drink and smoke too much and the girls don't rock out as hard as the boys, but they have fun anyway, even during wrestling. once they thought wrestling was dumb, and heckled it like waldorff and staetler but now they want to see wrestlemania 22 in chicago. We watched Wrestlemania 21 and the girls were all like; "BA-TI-STA!BA-TI-STA!BA-TI-STA!BA-TI-STA!BA-TI-STA!BA-TI-STA!BA-TI-STA!" The guys were all.... umm hey look. The girls like wrestling now. My wife teaches music and edge is her favorite wrestler. I work in television with cameras and microphones and stuff. You know that weird kid from high school who loved the cure and siouxie and the banshees and he was the A/V club dork. I am that kid, except I am 30, and I can kick the ceiling in just about any room I walk into, and I teach kids to fight. I like to drink coffee and play bocce outdoors, but like in the park or beach... not a real bocce court... no I don't like that a lot. I play darts poorly but cheerfully. I love pool, but I don't like calling shots, If GOD gave me luck it would be blasphemous for you to insist we not play slop... fuck you heathen, god'll get you. I like talking and writing, but usually just free form conscious stream of thought. I type quickly, which is fortunate since I freeform write my conscious streams of thought. It is sort of like filming a cartoon live. I don't like paragraphs. My first time I saw the ocean was on my honeymoon, it made me cry. I also had a cheeseburger with guacamole on it and a dos equis, that also made me cry. Crashing my car into a tree at 4 am or cutting myself doing dishes usually makes me laugh. I like milwaukee, and I like going out to clubs. I like going to friends houses even more. The finest thing to do is have many good friends in your home all enjoying themselves, and then sherri brings out taquitos, or carrie monster brings in mini tacos. El Tipico is more delicious than fun when you are there with your wife. More fun than delicious with friends. There's a bar down the street from el tipico. It should be the new official goth bar of chicago, they have darts, and pool and drinks, and we can sing as loud as we want to and they don't look at us like freaks instead they are all like, "hey man, thanks for coming in tonight, you really made this place fun." No shit, that's what the bartender said to me at last call. Then he gave me a free guinness. My favorite things are my wife, my family, my students, martial arts, and mexican food. No.. I mean mexican food and martial arts... yeah that's better. Never cheated on anyone I've ever dated. in summation, my apparent grouchiness, agressive tendencies, offensive language, crass and uncensored critiques of you, and poor misdemeanor is probably due to one of the following; 1) possible napoleon complex (subject with poor self esteem over compensating to prove worth) 2) Bully. I could just be scared and taking it out on those I deem meeker than me. 3) I could be testing you, let's see how tough skinned you are. I don't need any paper assholed sissy friends that are gonna cry when I give them my unadulterated honest opinion. 4) Anarchist punk. Maybe I just wanna fuck the status quo. Blue hair at the job, blue jeans at the club. 5) Dick. yeah maybe I just like seeing people get pissy All that said, You get past the foul dickotry and I am a good guy to know, I'd give you the shirt off my back. No shit, literally, I have done this for a friend at work, just ask him. That is my mini biography, the maxi biography includes k-8 ed, HS ed, college years, and 30 to casket. | ||
| Memories: | 1 entry | ||
| Interests: | 1: karkis | ||
| Schools: | None listed | ||
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| Mutual Friends: | 26: 23skedoo, analogue_kid, anditron, audiobob, birchfire, blue_buddha, candyandie, carriemonster, crackedpepper, fishdoctorpost, geekers, gothdiva1, hellsop, jola, kaliva, littleweirdgirl, miss_sherri, savagesinister, schadowsfall, serta_matress, silveria69, stompymink, sushispook, tim_sallinger, whippingboy, whywhywhy11 | ||
| Account type: | Basic Account | ||
